Shadowhunter

benedct:

The Star Trek Into Darkness Superbowl ad in case you missed it

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thebluthcompany:

I want a friendship like this one.

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naturallybrunette:

sh4rks-n-stuff:

reblog me because it’s my birthday? ;)

um how could we not… this is hot

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

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deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

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chelseaalysse:

Not even going to lie this is how I dance and people always think I’m kidding.

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because-donuts:

the-quagmire-poet:

everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.

#arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy

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• Jamie: Jace is half angel
• Jamie: and I'm half space man

oldmanherondale:

….CLLLLAAAAAAAAARRRREEEEEEE!

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• Will: You cut me. It might be fatal.
• Tessa: Are you the Magister?
• Will: Dear me, massive blood loss. Death could be imminent.
• Tessa: Are you the Magister?
• Will: Magister? That means ‘master’ in Latin, doesn’t it?
• Tessa: I . . . I suppose it does.
• Will: I’ve mastered many things in my life. Navigating the streets of London, dancing the quadrille, the Japanese art of flower arranging, lying at charades, concealing a highly intoxicated state, delighting young women with my charms. Alas, no one has ever actually referred to me as ‘the master,’ or ‘the magister,’ either. More’s the pity . . .
• Tessa: Are you highly intoxicated at the moment?